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I told myself that I wasn't going to update today because I didn't want to update every day, but too bad.

1. Ecuadorians love the show Two and a Half Men. I don't know why.

2. Question: How many people can fit on a Ecovía bus? Answer: Fifteen more.

3. Seeing mountains is always exciting. I don't think I'll ever get over it.

4. Going to the mall alone when you don't speak the language and you don't know the stores is nerve-wracking, though I think I found the Ecuadorian equivalents of Kohl's and Sears.

5. We're going to the Tiputini Biodiversity Station at the end of the month! Amazon basin! Woo hoo! Apparently, anti-malarial medication gives people wicked bad night terrors, so it's going to be three days in a jungle full of paralyzed, screaming gringos. Which reminds me...

6. I have had several dreams that my Ecuadorian life had just been a dream, and that really I had missed my plane. Horrifying. Last night I had a triple anxiety sundae of bad dreams: I had a baby, missed my plane, and some of my teeth fell out. Geeze.

"That's all (don't write 'that's all!'),"

Gina.